funny SMS

ببخشید بخشید یکم دیر آپدیتیدم. دیگه سعی میکنم تکرار نکنم. 

به در خواست یکی از دوستان ما از این به بعد بیشتر به بحث اس های خارجکی می پردازیم. امیدوارم خوشتون بیاد. 

Evil made a mother-in-law.

God thought that since
     he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother

Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law  

 

I have lots of jokes in my inbox

I have lots of jokes in my inbox
But I can’t send you all of them
It will take a lot of time
    So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
 “You are so beautiful”

Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made

Banta: Whom should I call now
?Police or Ambulance

Santa’s sexy wife

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival
?Banta: What does your wife look like
Santa: She is 5′7″, 36-24-36 sexy figure
    ?fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours

  Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours

A sinking ship & life guard jacket

A ship was sinking
Captain: Does any one know how to pray
A priest comes forward and says he can pray
Captain: Ok priest, you pray
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
   as we are one jacket short 

  

این پچ پچ ها خیلی کارساز پس یادتون نره. با تشکر